"I use antlers in all of my DE--corating…"

Ok, I said I wasn't going to post any more before I left for Nauvoo. However, I have a little bit of time on my hands and this made me laugh. As I was looking up baggage restrictions online to find out what I could do with my horn on the flight to Nauvoo, I found this list of things that you can have checked as baggage:

• Archery equipment
  
• Bicycles
• Boogie boards
• Fishing equipment
• kayaks and canoes (can you imagine taking that into the airport?)
• musical instruments
• paintball equipment
• parachuting equipment
• surfboards
• vaulting poles
• windsurfing equipment (again, imagine walking into the airport with a windsurfing board and sail and mast…)
  
• crematory containers (because we like taking dead relatives with us when we travel)
  
• and my personal favorite, antlers

People really take racks of antlers on commercial airlines? Can't you just picture someone walking into the airport with, say, a couple pairs of antlers, their parachute (although you'd think they'd want that on the plane with them), and their canoe?